ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You say "it's not that deep" a lot.
Your Notes app has 300 entries and every one of them is that deep.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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