ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "on a gap year".
It's your third.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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