ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The return to office is completely optional.
So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet there you are, ranked 41st. They're "reviewing" 41st.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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