ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been quiet".
You weren't. You were just talking to nobody.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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