ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The weekend is two days long.
Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're paid for one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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