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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Life is short.
A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post office queue.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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