ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every relationship has a honeymoon period.
Yours was the walk from the bar to the taxi rank. She got in alone.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
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- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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