ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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