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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner.
You'll eat standing up for eighteen years. Then sit down and forget how.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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