ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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