ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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