ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right.
Investors loved it. The chatbot told them they would. Then it told them to replace you with it. Very persuasive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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