ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Work smarter, not harder.
You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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