ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
There's someone out there for everyone.
Yours married someone else in 2019. They look happy.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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