ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast.
Combined monthly income: $14. Combined listeners: your nan, twice, by accident.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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