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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The update is 200GB.
Your free afternoon was smaller.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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