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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Move fast and break things.
You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your sleep. Series A next.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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