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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "so busy" this week.
Your screen time says eleven hours a day. Busy is one word for it. Scrolling is the other.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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