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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The weekend is two days long.
Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're paid for one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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