ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought the yoga mat.
The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible, more mindful and better liked.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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