ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The spark never fades.
It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint funeral plan.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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