ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later. Nothing happened.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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