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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "booked and busy".
Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching a show you've already seen four times.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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