ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "love deeply".
Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do his writers.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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