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Opposites attract.
Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the other finally sets it.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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