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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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