ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years.
You're the phase they'll describe to a therapist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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