ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are exactly where you're meant to be.
That should frighten you more than it does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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