ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenting is ten percent love
and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is. Then they leave and take both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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