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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SATURDAY, 30 JANUARY 2016
You say "it's not that deep" a lot.
Your Notes app has 300 entries and every one of them is that deep.

— Zack, unqualified

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UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
  2. You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
  3. Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
  4. Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
  5. You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
  6. “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
  7. Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…

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