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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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