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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SUNDAY, 31 JANUARY 2016
You "don't do small talk".
You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails or replying. You do "vibes", and nobody can invoice those.

— Zack, unqualified

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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
  2. They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
  3. You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
  4. Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
  5. Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
  6. You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
  7. “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…

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