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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Some people run marathons.
You run late, and you still come last.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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