ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're ageing like a fine wine.
Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark, away from people.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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