ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soulmate is out there.
Currently leaving someone better on read.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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