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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're ageing like a fine wine.
Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark, away from people.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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