Skip to content (we won't be offended)

ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED

DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SATURDAY, 6 FEBRUARY 2016
Sleep when the baby sleeps.
Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the mortgage.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
  2. Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
  3. You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
  4. Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
  5. Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
  6. You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
  7. You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

← JanFEBRUARY 2016Mar →
MTWTFSS1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526272829

Newsletter / Issue No. 445

SEND ME ONE DEPRESSING THOUGHT EVERY MORNING

One quote. Every morning. Delivered before coffee, when you are weakest and the day has not yet had the chance to disappoint you itself.

No spam. Just disappointment. Unsubscribe whenever you regain hope.