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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION TUESDAY, 23 FEBRUARY 2016
You can do anything you set your mind to.
Your mind has set itself to lying down. Permanently. With snacks.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
  2. Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
  3. You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
  4. Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
  5. Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
  6. You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
  7. Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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