ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wisdom comes with age.
So does standing on the landing with no idea why you came upstairs, or exist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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