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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
FRIDAY, 5 FEBRUARY 2016
Your soft launch was a hand in a photo.
The hard launch never came. The hand has since soft-launched someone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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