ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "speak your truth".
Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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