ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move.
Your audience is very engaged. Just not with lifting a sofa.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
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- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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