ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years.
You're the phase they'll describe to a therapist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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