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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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