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You deleted the app "for good".
That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it and posted about deleting it.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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