ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love is patient.
Your partner is not, and has started a note on their phone called "Evidence".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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