ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenting is ten percent love
and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is. Then they leave and take both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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