ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness journey started on the second of January.
It ended on the fourth. The trainers still have the tags on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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