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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month.
The call took 94 minutes. You break even in 2031. They put it back up in 2027.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
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- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
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- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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