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Strangers online have voted you "not wrong".
The same strangers once voted to give a research ship a silly name. You are the silly name.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
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- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
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